From: Matt

Date: October 23, 2001 6:48 PM

To: Captain Formaldehyde

Subject: Sports Beat is up


I beat Dave again.

Rub his nose in the shit he calls picks.
Do it in the area near his arm pits.
Make sure he knows the picks ain't fixed.
Don't let him grab your breaching ass zits.
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The Idiot is actually in contention now.  What if I lose to the Idiot?  Should I retire?  Should I change my name to Idiot and play it off as if those where my picks?  Should I tell everyone the entire season was just a dream?  Should I stop wearing pants so when people see me, they forget to ridicule me about the season? accounting services new york

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I find it amazing how many socks I have and still don't own a matching pair.  You would think that someone with a bushel of socks would have at least one matching pair.  I don't. miniclip games

Do any of the planets have a tootsie roll center?
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