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Linking The Realm He's an all-pro wide receiver Pray for Cov Wavy A Tidbit from the Times I know it's true cause I saw it on the Internet Military History More fun with Nukes Potpourri for the Paranoid Soul (I) Scary stuff Potpourri for the Paranoid Soul (II) Open letter to the President Potpourri for the Paranoid Soul (III) And on a lighter note... Gossip From Hell The subterranean cyber-screed that packs a lot of nutrients into a lot of nonsense. Let the games begin. Optical Illusion? In the words of the gangsters watching the itchy and scratchy show, "It's funny 'cuz it's true". Pong Dharma A fitting tribute to the brave soldiers of the digital playing fields on the vast network. Another Lego Saga Here is the Lord of the Rings presented Lego style. Making this link column one of the nets leading providers of links to Lego epics. The Truth About Elvis Only on the Internet do people truly tell it like it is. Brain 3-D Animation tours the brain. Good cable-modem fodder. The International Toaster museum No comment necessary The Nipple Project This is not for arbiters of good taste on the web but it is interactive and educational in a twisted sort of way. Create Your Own Bruce Lee Movie If I am elected this will be in schools nationwide Destroy Your Computer Thoroughly If something is worth doing it is worth doing well. Digital Perfection Computer wizardry takes the guts out of modern music. Dave Barry Every now and then a little Dave Barry is good for the soul. potatoland There is potatoland and then there is everything else. Click your way through blissful acres of digital substances on your way to the complete understanding of why we don't need daylight savings time, 'cause we got too much time on our hands. Standard Time When is it? Right now of course. Alicebot The Droidbangers have been in negotiations with Alicebot. We think she would make a fine lead singer. After all, artificial intelligence is better than no intelligence at all. Tickle Me Elvis This is a truly esoteric link. Perhaps this explains, in part, how King Tufu has gotten so warped during his recent tenure here. $95,000 Adventure He deposited a junk mail check into his ATM. The check cashed. This is the thrilling tale of one man's adventures in funny-money-land. Scott McCloud; Comics Guru This guy is to Comics what King Tufu is to 17th dimensional paradigms. Must see. Spanish Panty Condoms !!! I felt it was urgent to get this link posted immediately. I don't want anyone to have to wait another day without this obviously important resource. More Java Fun Waste time.See spots. See spot waste time. Run clock run. Spot, Dot, Fun. Technology Revealed If you can't read this then you might be too stoned. Naked News Tried reading the news naked? Try this now. The Date-My-Sister Project I don't know if this is real or not, but then I don't know if I'm real or not. How Stuff Works So that's how they did it? FARK It: Newz 2 yewz Everyone should have a wide variety of media outlets to choose from. Dammit. Shockwave Bowling This is a fun game. And if you do it in lieu of choking your teenage children then it is also a socially responsible activity. Sound Resource Sounds R fun FLASH;stick kick This is one of the best stick-figure fights I have ever personally witnessed. Post-It Theatre Action. Excitement. Breathtaking Scenery. Death Defying Stunts. The Velocity of Gravity Ufutu,I mean Lord Ufutu, got a real kick out of this one.He says the research is flawed, and any Altarian school-fgrtyfal could explain it better. Cat Scanning This is a quote from the site-"Remember, folks, we're making ART here! The more interesting or original your scan is the more likely it is going to be posted. Try using props! Birds, mice, multiple cats, Christmas lights, Tin Foil, etc..." Yugo Art Those are definitely Yugos. As for art...they are not quite as artistic as Cat Scanning. Ad Block How can you be on two networks at once when your really nowhere at all. Pornolizer Basically makes any page you put in there say "Fuck" and "Screw" and so forth in place of the usual text. Amusing once, maybe twice. Chinese News In English Ever wonder what Chinese people think about? Maybe you should, Bub. Match Games This is a nice game with an excellent nose dazzling finish and whiny overtones that put-a-pucker-on-yer-puss. Reflex Tester. Cheap Thrills Whoever thought this game up is a genius. The Ufutus are eternally grateful Energy resource Certain carbon based creatures indigeneous to this planet and connected to an ISP might want to read this. Beware of Canucks When you turn your back on that cold north wind, remember to keep looking over your shoulder. The Canadians might be coming. Lunar Real Estate Let me tell you, if you can get there...you can have it. Just remember, in space no one can hear you pontificate. Another way of looking at it Africa has like...WAY more land mass than like..ya'know...Greenland? Sonic boom An excellent photograph of an F/A18 Hornet breaking the sound barrier RE:sonic boom (video) You saw the picture; Now watch the movie. Bush-isms Hail to the thief. Conspiracy theory found littering information highway 'what it was that made Nixon so paranoid; that made him so willing to come up with hush money ("...a million dollars? we could get that.")'. For all your cloning needs, call....… Order today!!!! Operators are on duty. Cool java beans Endless abstractions. Fling the Cow !!!!! Probably one of the greatest accomplishments of modern civilization. Fling the Cow is a new religion. Etch-a-Sketch Online Just like Etch-A-Sketch only online. Rock, Paper, Scissors A tribute to the classic game. An attempt to find order in the universe, where there is none Lego Porn There's something so erotic about molded plastic in bright primary colors. Lego Star Wars Trilogy Long ago in a galaxy far away... Jerry Garcia Autopsy A madcap morbid muppet look at the final remains of a psycedelic icon. Newagespeak Guide to usage for useless psychobabble |
09.01.02
Our intrepid technicians have discovered the lost recordings of Tufu's half-human/ half-droid slave band furiously toiling away in the basement underneath his garage. These recordings are of questionable value to the world of art and science.
What sort of noise do half-human/half-droid slave bands make? To find out you will have to download something. Maybe the eerie strains of Orion X-Way 4 AM will be of interest or perhaps the turgid commentary of The Road to Eljin will be more suitable to your listening needs. We don't know. We don't care. All we know here at Tufu inc. is that it's publish or perish in the academic world and we want to BE SOMEBODY DAMMIT!!!
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