So far, I don't get any spam. Not really any at all, and I'm like a week into this project. I think about poor, sweet, Aunt Jackie with her 30 spamz per day. Why does she get so much and I getz none? Anyway, I have been monitoring the emails for any sign of spam, and all that appeared was Zoomba. I don't know what Zoomba is. Never heard of it. But there were a lot of boxes to check, and I'm hopin' that means fatter spam lists. Also, I refered myself to myself 3 times for 3x the spam. I have plans... Here's the message. I believe that this solicitation springs from the website N156B3-L02 REPLACEMENT LAPTOP LCD SCREEN

05.19.02

I don't remember signing up for a matchmaker, but I have been clicking indiscriminately. This is what I got from absoluteagency.com

05.18.02

I have been inducted into the Republican party! Don't know why, but this is insidious spam. So cavalier, these bastards are assuming quite a lot. I am honored to participate. toenail

05.16.02

Got my first hint of schpam. When I registered the email account, I checked all the boxes to receive all the shit. The resulting email is reproduced here

In my effort to join as many potential spam-lists as possible, I registered with go.com. Disney, I reasoned, is so much more evil than other conglomerates that they must have the deepest connections to the spam industry. Hit me up at schpam@go.com. I will check this one too if I don't forget. Luxury maldives resort Like.

The saga continues... You may now observe related activities at this location: http://schpam0.tripod.com. I don't know where this road is taking me, but (there again) my judgement is impaired. This PROJECT SPAM is rather liberating. I am viewing pop-up windows in a whole new light...

05.15.02

I am kicking off Project Spam today. I have created a new email address as a spam recpticle. schpam@hairdresser.net. The more spam, the merrier, so register this address as early and often as possible. Take it, use it, help to create more spam. The project is as simple as that. I will report interesting developments here. Thanks for your help